{"product_id":"christmas-is-ruined-dad-hat","title":"\"Christmas Is Ruined\" Dad Hat","description":"You didn't ask for the in-laws to show up three days early. You didn't ask for the burnt turkey, the passive-aggressive gift cards, or the dog eating the entire charcuterie board. And yet — here you are. This one's for everyone who's survived another holiday season by a single, fraying thread of sanity.\nThe design features a deadpan cartoon girl in a red-and-green striped ugly Christmas sweater and a tilted Santa hat, staring into the void with the most gloriously exhausted, unbothered expression known to humankind. Bold text frames the moment perfectly: \"This Is My Resting Christmas Is Ruined Face\" — equal parts relatable meltdown and battle cry for the holiday-weary. It's grumpy, it's honest, and it is absolutely the energy the season deserves.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nPerfectly Deadpan: The cartoon's half-lidded eyes and slumped posture capture holiday burnout better than any therapy session ever could.\n\nUgly Sweater Energy: The red-and-green striped sweater on the character is a clever nod to the ugly Christmas sweater tradition — worn with zero enthusiasm, exactly as nature intended.\n\nZero Apologies: This design doesn't pretend the holidays are magical — it validates every eye-roll, every forced smile, and every silent scream into a throw pillow.\n\nInstantly Relatable: Whether it's family drama, holiday chaos, or just December in general, anyone who sees this will nod slowly and feel deeply understood.\n\nBold Typography: The layered, vintage-styled lettering gives the whole thing a punchy graphic presence that makes the message impossible to ignore.\n\n\nPerfect for: Holiday parties where you'd rather not be • Ugly sweater contests with a twist • Gifting to your most burnt-out friend • Anyone who counts down to January 2nd\nBecause someone has to say it — and that someone might as well look good doing it.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe hat:\u003c\/strong\u003e ValuCap VC300A Classic Dad Hat — unstructured low-profile fit with DTF front panel print. One size fits most.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":67961751798056,"sku":"23631479613607122720","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":67961751830824,"sku":"17829820199286350537","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ One size","offer_id":67961751863592,"sku":"24669455034437552589","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ One size","offer_id":67961751896360,"sku":"19748401023934918790","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ One size","offer_id":67961751929128,"sku":"12425570013633058752","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One size","offer_id":67961751961896,"sku":"13960049085374336662","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ One size","offer_id":67961751994664,"sku":"48811342415879619878","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ One size","offer_id":67961752027432,"sku":"20191046439241759753","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ One size","offer_id":67961752060200,"sku":"44823329984109628918","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/15318299941232220564_2048.jpg?v=1792714414","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/christmas-is-ruined-dad-hat","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}