{"product_id":"cheese-tax-sticker","title":"\"Cheese Tax\" Sticker","description":"You've done the math, and frankly, anyone eating cheese in your presence owes you a cut. It's not greed — it's economics. Someone has to enforce the law, and that someone is you.This design features a smiling golden retriever sitting proudly in a navy blue bandana that reads \"CHEESE TAX COLLECTOR\" — because nothing says \"hand it over\" quite like a dog who absolutely means business. It's the perfect mashup of adorable and audacious, capturing the universal truth that dogs (and their people) deserve a bite of whatever you're having. The message is clear: no cheddar goes unaccounted for on this watch.Why customers love it:The \"Cheese Tax Collector\" concept is instantly relatable to every dog owner who's watched their pup demand a dairy tributeThe golden retriever graphic is peak internet energy — wholesome on the surface, completely unhinged underneathIt's a conversation starter that doubles as a warning to anyone nearby with a cheese boardFunny without trying too hard — the joke lands for dog people AND foodies simultaneouslyMakes an effortlessly great gift that feels personal even when it isn'tPerfect for: Dog moms and dog dads • Cheese lovers and charcuterie board enthusiasts • Gift giving for pet owners • Casual everyday wear that earns complimentsNo cheeses were harmed in the making of this shirt — but none were left unattended either.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":52046070317352,"sku":"15285662539489057272","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":52046070350120,"sku":"26600717117963465834","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":52046070382888,"sku":"17476759925296942092","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":52046070415656,"sku":"20373598449743119952","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/9840982963821863540_1200.jpg?v=1782943282","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/cheese-tax-sticker","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}