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It's not greed — it's economics. Someone has to enforce the law, and that someone is you.This design features a smiling golden retriever sitting proudly in a navy blue bandana that reads \"CHEESE TAX COLLECTOR\" — because nothing says \"hand it over\" quite like a dog who absolutely means business. It's the perfect mashup of adorable and audacious, capturing the universal truth that dogs (and their people) deserve a bite of whatever you're having. 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This premium version features a full back print, a left sleeve accent, and a subtle interior neck label — front is left clean for an understated look. 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