{"product_id":"boots-dad-hat","title":"\"Boots\" Dad Hat","description":"You don't just break the rules — you hardwire them to explode. If your spirit animal runs on neon circuits, boots through firewalls, and grins while doing it, this design was built specifically for you. Subtlety is a bug, not a feature, and you patched it out long ago.\n\"Boots\" is a cyberpunk cat gone full rogue AI — green circuit-traced fur glowing against black, glowing red eyes locked on whatever system it's about to destroy, and a mohawk that says \"I answer to no one.\" Its mechanical legs are pure precision engineering, but those chunky tactical boots on the back paws? That's personality you can't program. A chest harness reads SYSTEMS NOMINAL while wires and a cracked red crystal erupt from its tail like a data breach in progress. This is the mascot for anyone who builds, breaks, and rebuilds on their own terms — equal parts hacker, rebel, and chaos theory made flesh.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nCircuit Deep: The glowing green linework across every inch of this cat is intricate, layered, and absolutely wild up close.\n\nPunk Protocol: A flaming mohawk on a cyborg cat is not a design choice — it's a manifesto.\n\nBoots On The Ground: Those tactical boots on a robot cat are the detail that makes everyone do a double-take and immediately want to show someone else.\n\nControlled Chaos: From the tangled wire tail to the cracked crystal tip, this design radiates beautiful, intentional destruction.\n\nVillain Energy: The smirk, the red eyes, the SYSTEMS NOMINAL badge — this cat knows exactly what it's doing and has zero regrets.\n\n\nPerfect for: Gamers and coders who keep odd hours • Cyberpunk fans who live the aesthetic • Cat lovers who've never owned a basic cat • Anyone whose personality could best be described as \"a glitch in the matrix\"\nSystems nominal. Chaos optimal. Boots deployed.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe hat:\u003c\/strong\u003e ValuCap VC300A Classic Dad Hat — unstructured low-profile fit with DTF front panel print. One size fits most.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":52232890319144,"sku":"22750859105638676442","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":52232890351912,"sku":"24235085381020218803","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ One size","offer_id":52232890384680,"sku":"42588935552238741984","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ One size","offer_id":52232890417448,"sku":"18765187062076302556","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ One size","offer_id":52232890450216,"sku":"33534575727449689430","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One size","offer_id":52232890482984,"sku":"16048145096452481009","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ One size","offer_id":52232890515752,"sku":"20669355337771265941","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ One size","offer_id":52232890548520,"sku":"98432638882050198829","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ One size","offer_id":52232890581288,"sku":"22845937554770507773","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/8228017398096403826_2048.jpg?v=1786588578","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/boots-dad-hat","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}