{"product_id":"blood-type-sticker","title":"\"Blood Type\" Sticker","description":"You've earned every single year, and you're not about to pretend otherwise. While everyone else is out here obsessing over staying young, you're rocking the timeline like the legend you are — obsolete blood type and all.This design features bold distressed lettering that reads \"I'm so old my blood type is obsolete,\" paired with a weathered medical cross and a vintage blood bag stamped with \"OBSOLETE TYPE\" in red. It's the perfect blend of dark humor and self-aware swagger — wearing your age not as a badge of shame, but as a war medal nobody else has earned yet.Why customers love it:Hits that sweet spot between self-deprecating and completely unbotheredThe vintage distressed aesthetic makes it look like it's already survived a few decades — just like youInstantly relatable to anyone who remembers life before the internet, smartphones, and oat milkSparks conversations, double-takes, and at least one loud laugh per outingComfort Colors 1717 feels so good you'll forget you're technically ancientPerfect for: milestone birthdays • retirement parties • family reunions • everyday errands with zero apologiesYour doctor checks your chart, your friends check their watches, and you check out of caring what anyone thinks — this shirt gets it.Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67618632761640,"sku":"17127479176124789207","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67618632794408,"sku":"27196754384533214236","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67618632827176,"sku":"15521444465088888591","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67618632859944,"sku":"14885215361087537485","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/8922936502766181276_1200.jpg?v=1790641877","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/blood-type-sticker","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}