{"product_id":"always-cuddle-your-pussy-dad-hat","title":"\"Always Cuddle Your Pussy\" Dad Hat","description":"You're a cat person. Not in the soft, apologetic way — in the full, unapologetic, my-cat-sleeps-on-my-face-and-I-love-it way. This one's for the proud fur parents who think cuddling their cat is basically a personality trait and honestly? It is.\nThis bold, vibrant design features a content, fluffy kitten blissfully melting into a pair of loving human hands — rendered in stunning neon-pop colors of pink, teal, and lime green against a stark black background. The artwork is lush, detailed, and dripping with warmth. Below it, in bright multicolor type, the message is simple and glorious: Always Cuddle Your Pussy. It's a double entendre delivered with a straight face and zero shame — because it's literally just about your cat, and anyone who thinks otherwise is the problem.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nNeon Pop Art: The psychedelic color palette makes this design impossible to ignore — it's loud, it's gorgeous, and it demands attention.\n\nPerfect Innuendo: Technically 100% about cats. Technically. The double meaning is the whole point and it works every single time.\n\nCat Parent Pride: This is a love letter to everyone whose cat is their whole personality — and who wears that title with honor.\n\nConversation Starter: Put this on display anywhere and watch how fast people either laugh, gasp, or immediately want one of their own.\n\nUnapologetic Energy: No asterisks, no hedging — just bold art and a bolder message for people who don't do subtle.\n\n\nPerfect for: Cat lovers and crazy cat parents • gag gifts and white elephant exchanges • people with zero filter and great taste • anyone whose cat runs the household\nLife's too short to skip the cuddles — especially when your pussy is this cute about it.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe hat:\u003c\/strong\u003e ValuCap VC300A Classic Dad Hat — unstructured low-profile fit with DTF front panel print. One size fits most.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":67891455164712,"sku":"12226374639376225447","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":67891455197480,"sku":"67745020152795096969","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ One size","offer_id":67891455230248,"sku":"87032504339821163050","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ One size","offer_id":67891455263016,"sku":"37103291359315751897","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ One size","offer_id":67891455295784,"sku":"82438678473903106439","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One size","offer_id":67891455328552,"sku":"10458257773571489150","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ One size","offer_id":67891455361320,"sku":"57371427396681135912","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ One size","offer_id":67891455394088,"sku":"70258451809803062258","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ One size","offer_id":67891455426856,"sku":"69265620679860056109","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/15643174995336365524_2048.jpg?v=1791949894","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/always-cuddle-your-pussy-dad-hat","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}