{"product_id":"always-cuddle-your-pussy-black-ceramic-mug","title":"\"Always Cuddle Your Pussy\" Black Ceramic Mug","description":"You're a cat person. Not in the soft, apologetic way — in the full, unapologetic, my-cat-sleeps-on-my-face-and-I-love-it way. This one's for the proud fur parents who think cuddling their cat is basically a personality trait and honestly? It is.\nThis bold, vibrant design features a content, fluffy kitten blissfully melting into a pair of loving human hands — rendered in stunning neon-pop colors of pink, teal, and lime green against a stark black background. The artwork is lush, detailed, and dripping with warmth. Below it, in bright multicolor type, the message is simple and glorious: Always Cuddle Your Pussy. It's a double entendre delivered with a straight face and zero shame — because it's literally just about your cat, and anyone who thinks otherwise is the problem.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nNeon Pop Art: The psychedelic color palette makes this design impossible to ignore — it's loud, it's gorgeous, and it demands attention.\n\nPerfect Innuendo: Technically 100% about cats. Technically. The double meaning is the whole point and it works every single time.\n\nCat Parent Pride: This is a love letter to everyone whose cat is their whole personality — and who wears that title with honor.\n\nConversation Starter: Put this on display anywhere and watch how fast people either laugh, gasp, or immediately want one of their own.\n\nUnapologetic Energy: No asterisks, no hedging — just bold art and a bolder message for people who don't do subtle.\n\n\nPerfect for: Cat lovers and crazy cat parents • gag gifts and white elephant exchanges • people with zero filter and great taste • anyone whose cat runs the household\nLife's too short to skip the cuddles — especially when your pussy is this cute about it.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":67891455885608,"sku":"62667716073281614131","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":67891455918376,"sku":"11580604725566188369","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/6231483998605078100_2048.jpg?v=1791949974","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/always-cuddle-your-pussy-black-ceramic-mug","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}