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And even if you were, nobody can prove it. For those who've mastered the fine art of plausible deniability — in life, at the bar, or anywhere in between — this tee was made for you. The Alibi Amber Ales graphic features a pair of classic thick-framed glasses resting on a wrinkled, stained napkin — the kind of napkin that's seen things, heard things, and will absolutely never testify. Below it, the bold retro brewery-style lettering reads Alibi Amber Ales — We've Got Your Story. It's equal parts dive bar charm and crime drama energy, sending a clear message: you're the kind of person who always has an exit strategy and a cold beer in hand. Why customers love it: The fake brewery concept is clever, original, and instantly conversation-starting Retro detective-meets-craft-beer aesthetic hits the sweet spot between funny and cool The tagline \"We've Got Your Story\" lands differently every time someone reads it The stained napkin and glasses detail rewards a second look — there's always more to the joke Wearable whether you're at a craft brewery, a mystery night, or just living your most suspicious life Perfect for: craft beer lovers \n• true crime fans \n• sarcastic humor enthusiasts \n• bar trivia regulars\nEveryone needs a good alibi. Now you've got one you can wear.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. 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